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Welcome to episode 15 of season two. If you’ve just joined, this is Maria at Maria, the arcane on Instagram. And I’m Temperance At, a Tired Witch on Instagram. Hello, Temperance. How are you today? Oh, I’m doing so great. Thank you so much for asking.
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If this is your first episode with us, congratulations. You found the sexiest podcast just to exist in the witchcraft community. So congratulations, you’re hot. But every single week we talk about the upcoming lunar phases that are closest to us and kind of what that can mean for our practice as another. This is not in relationship to our personal zodiac signs or some like, I don’t know, like what an astrological reading, what it is. It’s just how we can use the moon phase and its astrological meaning in our practice. So that being said, we have the new moon in Virgo on September 6, and Virgo moons in general, whether they’re full or new, are a really good time to focus on magic involves order, organization, self care, our physical health, and kind of finding ways to forgive ourselves for past mistakes and be better service to others. So if you are looking to do magic in this new moon, a great time would be to make like a pro and con list, do magic that is inviting new sort of routines into your life. So this could be things like, oh, what’s the word I’m looking for here? It could be things like doing new moon magic that is like, I’m going to set a goal for myself to get my entire house clean this month, let’s say. Right? And the magic that you’re doing is simply just a motivational placeholder to kind of perpetuate that forward. You can also do magic that is service to others. So if, let’s say, I don’t know, your best friend has been struggling a lot lately, this might be a really great time to do magic for that person that is going to kind of help heal them. Yeah. Both emotionally and physically as well. But you know how I feel about health spells. Do them with a realistic brush, if you will. So don’t do a spell that’s going to cure somebody of cancer. And that is not because I am anti that per se, but it’s more you’re setting yourself up to get frustrated and feel as though your magic is somehow invalid. And also we do magic with realistic expectations here. Remember, you are witches, not miracle workers. Workers are all about being very realistic. So that makes sense. Yes. And you know what I mean. We’ve talked about this before. I posted that video the other day on Instagram about the if you’re a witch, then why haven’t you cured Covet? And it’s like, well, Jerry, because I am not God. But you can do healing magic in a realistic sense that is kind of there as a form of protection for that friend, a boost for that friend. Shit. You can even do it for yourself. Virgo new moon is also doing these sort of magical things for ourselves because it is focusing on order, health, et cetera. So, yeah, give yourself a new moon. That is a healing moon. A healing moon. Heal yourself. Heal yourself, friends. Why did I say that? So sexy. Okay, save it for later. I’m going to go eat myself off of building now, everyone. Well, let’s move on to the next segment.
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So we just started listening to us. Every podcast we talk about a Tarot card. We go over the universal meeting and then our own interpretations of them. Hearing others opinions helps us form our own opinions, or even those who have been practicing for a while, expand their views on other meanings. So this week we’re talking about the Ace of swords. On this card you will see a cloud with a hand poking through, holding up a sword. This sword is topped with a crown in greenery. In the background of the card, there’s a mountain range. The universal keywords of this card are new ideas, beginning breakthroughs and mental clarity. The aces and Tarot for me are about new beginnings and the start of the new cycle. And how I view the sword suit can be fairly different from some readers. For myself, it deals with mental health and taking charge. So when this ace comes up for me, it shows that someone or myself is ready to take charge of a certain aspect of their life. It usually pops up when things aren’t going right and we are ready to make some meaningful changes, go through with an idea of ours. Or we feel as though because we don’t feel as though we are being listened to or heard. So we’re taking charge of the situation so that we are, when we get ready to fight for the things that we want and prepare ourselves to tackle the hurdles that are in front of us, just getting that sort of energy going before we do it. Oh, my gosh. I just brain farted. That’s okay.
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I will reiterate what I told you before we started, which is that we’re both moms, okay? We both have mom Ray, which means we are officially bimbos, okay? We’re both crazy fucking hot, obviously. Look at me. Look at Maria. We’re both so fucking stupid. So listen, it is not easy being Broozy, you know what I’m saying?
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We’re basically the guys from Night athroxpery at this time. We’re literally
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boobs now. I’m very attractive. So fun. Yeah, you do. Anyways. Okay, mom brain activates. Of course, this is an ace. No real world energy has been put towards it, which means that energy may not lead us anywhere if we aren’t utilizing it. So if you feel like taking charge and you want to go through with it, go through with it, because you never know if that mentality will eventually die down. So how do you view this card, robin Deer. This is one of my cards that I view as pretty much just the traditional meaning, if that makes sense. So aces are all about the mental end of things. As we’ve talked about with aces multiple times, they are all set for potential. Right. I don’t really like the idea of being new beginnings and new projects because that’s what all aces are. They’re all the new start, the beginning of something. And I feel like that’s redundant and not unique to the Ace of Swords, but I do think that it is like the potential for this mental breakthrough and it’s what you do with it. Right. So you’ve had this rush of ideas or you’re finally seeing things really clearly for the first time. And now if you’re able to put a little pressure on it, you can take that new knowledge and move forward in a swift and clear cut kind of way. It is very much so like vision and force and focusing in a very intense way. And just like any of the aces, we are handed this opportunity to use that mental clarity for something enlightening and new. And it’s all about us to continue to push forward with that new kind of sense of potential, if that makes sense. Yeah. Take charge of that mental clarity. Do something. Once again, I am ending this segment in a very weird way. Okay. They’ve been with us for a while. They’re used to it. I’m sorry, guys, my horny. Is this the horniest episode ever?
Participant #1:
Anyway, I’m trying to fuck Maria is what I’m saying. Oh my God. What can Robin say? The Ace of swords just turns her on. Is that a sword in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
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Oh, God, no.
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So before we get started on this segment of our sexy topic of discussion, because apparently I’m super horny today. I don’t know why. The boobs. It’s the boobs. It’s my big milky milkers. Milky milker. Whatever. They are my tits. Anyway, oh my God. I have a couple of announcements. So the first one is that if you haven’t seen on social media, myself and Temperance Alden, we’ll be doing a book signing in Portland, Oregon on September 13 at 02:00 P.m. At Sea Grape Apothecary. So if you’re in the PDX area and you either don’t have our books and you want to get a copy and you can get assigned one, you can come there and get one. Or if you have one of our books and you’d like to get it signed, you can come there and you can get them signed. I think it’s going to be really fun, especially considering everybody thinks that I am Temp and Temp is me. So I think it’s going to be good times. And finally, to prove once and for all that we are not actually the same person, because we will be seen in the same room at the same time.
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The other thing is, Maria and I have been lightly discussing the idea of when season three comes out, doing some pins and Totes and I posted about this today on Instagram and we had some really cool ideas that people suggested. And so I guess my point is, if you have a pin or tote idea that you think would be fucking sick, let us know. Go to Coffee and Coldron’s or Instagram and DM us your ideas or comment on the post that I posted. I’m in Shadow Band hell. So yeah, same. I am so badly shadow Band. I had one too many posts do well and Instagram was like, can’t be having that
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because of that. My point is with the Shadow Band is because of that, you might not have seen the post because they are suppressing it massively. And so you can go there, comment on it and let us know if you think that would be some pretty cool ideas because we think it’d be pretty cool. And then the final thing I’m going to say before we get into this topic is I’ve been reading the reviews on Apple podcast. I fucking love you guys. Actually. Incredible. They’re so sweet. They’re really so sweet. And we just want to remind you guys that things like that, like going and rating the podcast on the Apple podcast, is how we get seen by more people and how the podcast is able to continue forward. And so not only thank you to the people who have done that in the past, but if you’re able, those little things help us in such a massive way and we just appreciate it very much. Very much. Yeah. So that’s it. That’s all I had to say, which was 700 things. It was literally three and a half straight minutes of announcements and I am sorry. So Maria, what are we talking about today? So this week we’re going to talk about something we have touched on in the past. But it is such an important discussion to be had before we fully immerse ourselves in the witchy season, especially. Many newer witches start around this time and we all want to do all the things. So we’re going to talk about creating a sustainable practice. What’s one of your tips? One of my tips? One of my tips is to be very fucking realistic. Witchcraft is a craft and therefore it is a skill. And with both crafts and skills you have to do it often, right? But not a ton. You don’t have to get fucking elaborate with it, but you do need to do it regularly to continue to hone that skill and work on that craft. Think of it like, I don’t know, fucking jogging, right? If you only jog once a month, you’re not going to be able to go that far that fast. But if you took little walks, let’s say every single day, or you jogged twice a week, you know what I mean? That’s going to keep those muscles going. So that way you can do the longer jog once a month. It doesn’t have to be this massive insane, like fucking casting a circle of salt every time, just doing little things every day, like taking a quiet two minutes at your altar, lighting a candle, lighting some incense, or even just sitting there in quiet contemplation at your altar is still doing something. Yeah. I think embracing practical and simple magic is important. Movies and books can make us think that we have to do, like, these grand rituals to do results, but most of the time that’s not the case. And well, yes, we need to take that time out for ourselves to be magical, but it is always feasible to do, like, as you said, these huge rituals. It doesn’t mean realistic. Yeah, but we just have to be more realistic with the time that we do have available for it. As a chronic illness, which myself, I find that ten minute rituals are far more powerful and potent than maybe an hour one, because I don’t have the energy to contribute to that sort of spell work most of the time. But taking those ten minutes to be magical and indulge my practice is amazing. I actually do every single morning I wake up, I invoke 17 gods and goddesses at once, and I do a three hour ritual every single morning. Because if I’m not doing that, then people will know that I’m actually 700 years old because my body will age and I can’t be having that retinol can only go so far. You know what I mean? Yeah, 100%. But I also think a lot of witches get caught up in the aesthetics, in wanting to have all the things. And I promise, babe, you do not need that $200 amethyst slab or to get rid of your whole personality in order to fit a witchy persona. Like, our crafts should never contribute to debt, and we should embrace our personal and unique witchy personalities. I find thrifting such an amazing resource for amazing decorative decorative witchy pieces that are like, one of kind and slowly. Maybe buying tumble stones is a great start. Buy some tumbled quartz, some amethyst obsidian, sodium light, and red jasper, and then you have the major crystals for color correspondences and stuff. Or in a real pinch, if you live near a creek, creek often have natural tumbled courts right there on the creek bed. You got to look for it, but that doesn’t mean it’s not going to be there. I know I’ve said this so many times, but we have to often remember that pagans witches, fucking even just Wickens from what, 40 years ago, they didn’t have these amazing metaphysical shops that we have now, and they may do. They didn’t have fucking hand poured soy wax candles with the blood of virgins. They didn’t have these things. Did some of them maybe make these things? Absolutely. But if we look back in time, like 300 years ago, right, and we take things like candle magic, for example, candles were precious household commodities that were not wasted. Okay, so is candle magic important and valid? Yes, it is. However, if we actually take the nuance of, like, history into it, there is an actual reason why candle magic magic appears. And things like color correspondence inside magic, although it’s amazing, if you have the ability to use it, is not necessarily necessary because it’s not always realistic or sustainable, especially for taking historical context into it. So your practice is not less valid because all you can afford is some white tea lights. Do you know what I’m saying? Yes. Oh, 100%. It’s so easy to get caught up in doing it right based off of aesthetics because of the Internet. And while, let’s say my altar is pretty and Maria’s altar is pretty, we’ve also had decades of time to slowly collect the items that make our altar pretty. I didn’t get this shit yesterday. This is taking a lot of time. And quite frankly, my alter, I think, looks like shit right now because I’m in a tiny space and a lot of my shit is stored because that’s just not realistic for my home. So these are the sort of things you have to remind yourself. Don’t compare yourself to others. And remember that a tea light candle and prayer is just as valid as some grandly designed altar that was curated over a decade. It’s about a relationship with your guides, your deities, your goddesses and gods and where that formulates not about you having a $90 cauldron.
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I have a $90 cauldron. I’m not saying don’t get one. I do. I have a big one. And I want a bigger one for our backyard when we move. And Frank told me not, and I was like, what if we just did? So they’re like, $600 for you.
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Fire are like, $600. And he was like, hey, I’m sure where you’re moving to that there’s going to be, like, thrift shops that might have some in there for you. I don’t know. We’ll see. I’m going to look, I have a huge feeling that I’m going to. This is one of those things that I continuously bring up to him until I wear him down, and then he just lets me get it, which is healthy and normal. He’s buy it one day. Oh, my God, somebody dropped off this giant cauldron and fireplace. And he’s like, Nobody did that. And I’m like, they did, actually. They actually did. This man in a trench coat, which I’m pretty sure was three kids in a trench coat, showed up on my door, knocked on it was like Robin Valentine. And I was like, yes, sir. Tiny sirs in a trench coat. And they said, this is for you. Okay. I don’t know what to tell you. That’s funny. Marriage tips for me. But also, as I was saying, some witches get really caught up in the identity of being a witch and they lose a sense of self when they first get in their practice. If you were drawn to wearing, like, rainbow clothes and love, like minimalist spaces, eventually you’re going to hate all the golf witchy things that you picked up to wear and to decorate your space with. Being a witch doesn’t change who you are or your uniqueness. The whole point of witchcraft is getting outside of the box society has put us in. Not like shoving yourself in a new one. So don’t feel like you have to be a certain type of witch to be a witch. You’re already one. Yeah, absolutely. I do think that it is really easy. And I know, especially right now, we are officially in autumn, right? That started today, september 1. No, I think it starts on the 22nd. 22nd strike. Just kidding. But you know what? Listen, guys, let’s be real. Yes, Maria and I lovingly, and I mean it lovingly referred to as witch season. And with which season you’ll have people that are suddenly very, very GungHo because they’re excited and there’s nothing wrong with that. But because of that, you’ll have people that are in a little bit more of a position of privilege, let’s say financially, that are able to go out and use their fucking Nikon camera to take beautiful pictures.
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My point is you’ll have somebody who already has that Nikon camera, right? Yes. They’re already set up. They have photography skills because maybe they like me dropped ahead of our school. And so they have the bare minimum knowledge of how to use a fucking DSLR. They’ll have these inherent advantages to start off with. And then let’s say they’re a little financially well off. They can go and get a cool alter space stuff, right? And so it’s easy to go, well, what the fuck? Brittany over here has been practicing for two months and look how much stuff she has and how beautiful this all is. It’s so true. It’s true. And it’s so easy to get caught. I mean, shit, I still get caught up in that shit. Me too. Some new which will start or at least start on social media and be like, look at my altar space. And it’s like you literally just started practicing a week ago. What the hell? And like, good for you, mama, but what the fuck? I was like, that’s like eight years in my practice, my altar, and this is like really and truly a real struggle bus moment for all of you. For eight years of my practice, my altar was like a teensy tiny shoe box that was at the bottom of the drawer in my dresser. And it stayed hidden in there because I was not out and proud about my practice. And it was this little teeny tiny thing like I had 700 roommates, not a single one of them knew that I was practicing, which because I kept it in a confined space. And if you had seen my room, then my room was bright and fun and like well, I’ve always been a goth kid. I’ve also been two sides of the goth kid where I love like fucking anime and pastel colors and bright shit, but then I only dress in black, so you know what I mean? My point is don’t get caught up in what other people are doing or what their shit looks like because aesthetics are aesthetics and they’re wonderful and great. And if you develop that on your own, in your own time, excellent. But that is not a marker of somebody’s practice. Yeah, exactly, 100%. I completely agree. It’s just not. It’s not. And I think being realistic with what magic is capable of is really important. Going into the season, many new witches think that magic is the simple solution to all their life problems. That they will do a spell and miraculously everything will be better. They’ll have the guy, they’ll have the girl, they’ll be rich and all this. But the thing is though, we still have to be realistic and to take some responsibility. We have to make sure the things we are asking for are most of the time in alignment with what we actually need and not what we want. And to make sure we are still putting forth that real world energy after the spell is done to bring it to fruition. Your guides and energies around you can only do so much. It will still be up to you to do that little extra stuff to show that you are worth the spell coming to fruition. Of course there are exceptions to this, such as wish magic, but that kind of magic can be very unreliable. And let’s not forget, be careful what you wish for. And also, remember, I know I posted about this the other day too, is that manifestation is not the only aspect of witchcraft. A lot of witchcraft is just doing things like building a connection with the land, building a connection with whatever deities, gods, guides, whatever that you work with. It’s about the dedication. And with the dedication we are then able to ask for things exactly. And doing little things like I talk about this a lot. Last year I stopped doing it over the last ten months because I was pregnant and it was not something that I physically was able to do. But for me, I work a lot with spirits and the dead and so I do things like cleaning up abandoned graves and stuff like that. I remember I talked about that massively. But for a while there I was explaining it to the Internet. And my point is that that is an example of my craft. That is not manifestation, it is the giving back. It is doing the work of building the relationship and so that’s going to look different for everybody’s. Practice it’s all very much so depending on you. But a huge part of witchcraft has nothing to do with manifesting shit. It has to do with building that relationship and that’s what’s important there. Yeah, I really think that some witches get so caught up in the spell work aspect and forget to actually go out into nature and like spend time with it and you know, that’s the whole point is like to connect with, as you said, connect with the land, with the spirits, with the divine and learning to be mindful of yourself and those around you, supernatural or not. Yeah, absolutely. I know I’ve tweeted this a bunch, but we’re all servants of the land. Regardless of what path that you follow, regardless of what your life looks like, we need to be respectful of that. So being a servant of the land takes so many different forms. This could be breaking for birds, this could be going out and once a month picking up trash on the side of the road. Yeah, it all takes different forms. Yeah, I went to the Door beach with my family over the summer and I love spending time at the beach and connecting with the land and the water and all that. But I make it a point to like if I’m leaving the beach, I will pick up trash as I go, like bottles and all that. And it’s just doing that little extra step to show that you are actually appreciative and worthy of the energy the world lends you. Yeah, not a lot of but some winters will go to an extreme and be like, you have to be a vegan who lives eco friendly and that’s not realistic. And while I’m a vegan, that is my choice that I choose to make. And I don’t look down on people who aren’t so like please do ignore people who scream at you, that sort of thing. It’s all about doing what we can do that is realistic. So maybe you’re making the choice to have a meet free dinner once a month, right? Maybe the choice is that you are going and picking up trash. Maybe the choice is that you’re going and cleaning up graves, breaking for birds, that sort of stuff. Donating to an animal shelter, helping people too. And it’s all about doing what we can do in a realistic for us way and that’s going to look different for everybody, you know what I mean? And the way you’re doing it is not less than as long as you’re doing something. I know that. It’s true though. Like people, they get so crazy about stuff and it’s like with you saying that I’m just imagining the next couple of months, oh my God, I literally already extra crazy. You know what I’m talking about? For what’s? Not snoring my cold run this week and like oh yeah, we’re going to get into that. Love it. I don’t. It makes me want to fling myself off a fucking building. It makes me so mad. It makes me mad too. But I love hearing you rant. Okay, I think our main message here, guys, is remember, it’s not all about manifesting. Remember, it’s not all about stuff. And remember, it’s about be practical. Find a routine for you that is about taking the time and the energy, which is going to look different for everyone. And that’s okay.
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Yeah. And you can do this. You don’t have to be a seasonal, which you can be a witch. Rate a sustainable practice. You can do it. And for that, we commend you. Good job. We’re proud of you.
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So, Maria, what’s stirring your cauldron right now? So sexy. So I am, like, absolutely excited for all the new Halloween per minute decor I’ll be picking up. I know I literally just talked about watching our wallets, which I will be. I never go overboard.
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I stay with them by means. But I mean, I cannot wait to go, like, Halloween decor hunting this weekend. The past few years, like, Michaels and TJ. Maxx seem to be like the winners for best overall decor. It used to be Target, but their quality has gone downhill and has gotten rather cartoonish when it comes to the season. Also feel like they don’t put as much stuff out as they used to and they take it down and put up Christmas stuff midway through October, which is bullshit. But this is not stirring. This is stirring. So I’m not going to go into that. But I feel like Michael has the best mix of things. They aren’t just like cartoony, but it looks like normal decorations. Like anyone would have up all year round, if you know what I mean. It’s not like, oh, no, for lack of better term. It’s classy, but it’s not corny. It’s just stuff like you would find, like if you went to a haunted house, you’d be like, oh, look at that sign. And then you can find out. Michael’s.
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Yeah. I love that. I actually cried actual tears this year because I didn’t get the things I wanted already. And the stuff is already selling out because people are going ham this year because of coveted last year. Last year, too. I feel like companies aren’t picking up on how much we love Halloween. And I think what it is, is that last year people spent less money because of financial situations. And so they were like, well, you know what I mean? Stuff is just not selling. So next year we’ll have to reflect that accordingly. And in reality, there’s just not enough product. And I cried. So anyway, very normal. Very first world problem of me. But now I’m really excited and I can’t wait to I usually decorate by now, but August was rough. Yeah, we were out. My family got sick. It was a mess. But now I can start decorating. I’m going to start decorating next week. And I’m so excited. I’m going to put my baths up all over the walls. I’m going to put cobwebs everywhere. Yes, it’s going to be magical. And then I’m going to make my wife watch Halloween movies every single day until she’s like, can we not watch the Hotted Mansion for the fifth time? And I’ll be like, no, you’re going to sit here and watch it with me. Absolutely not. Think about that.
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Oh, my word. Exciting.
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So, Robin, don’t make me laugh. That was the sexiest you’ve ever done this 1 second. It was. So, Robin, what is not stirring your culture in this week?
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Thank you for asking. Sorry I missed my calling. As one of those late night radio show people being hot, sexy singles in your area, you like, literally could have done that and been a millionaire, and now you’re just some Internet witch bullshit shadow bandwich. Oh, my God. Well, let’s not I hate grifters. And grifting, if you are not familiar, is when you pretend to be a part of a community or you create a scenario specifically with the intention of making money off of people. If you guys had not seen I did a video about the witch’s call. I had, like, a million people being like, what’s the witch’s call? And it’s like a scam. It’s a fucking scam. That’s the point of the joke.
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It literally makes me so furious. So the witch’s call is a video that was well, it’s not a video, but anyway, there was somebody on TikTok did a video where it covers 1.7 million views. Maria what? 7 million views. Talking about the, quote, witches call and how the witches call is coming and how witches chose to be born into mundane families. And if you’re one of those witches, you’re going to be waking up now, which is QAnon levels of psychotic bullshit, first of all. Secondly, it is perpetuating the idea, which is a very common one, on white supremacist within our community of certain, which is having a more pure but bloodline. And this is not to be confused with hereditary witchcraft. It is the idea that you are literally the reincarnate of a more pure fucking witch from 400 years ago, and you are awakening now. It is psychotic. And I mean that with no sense of irony. It is not a healthy or realistic mindset. It is perpetuating a very toxic and negative idea that if you somehow do not hear the witches call, that you’re less valid. Witchcraft is a spiritual practice, okay? That anyone can perform. The idea that you are going to hear some fucking ringing in your ears, that doesn’t stop. That’s called tinnitus. Go see a fucking doctor, okay? That is not the witch’s call. That is a medical condition. Coincidentally, this witch literally, I swear to God, you can’t even write this shit, and people just ate it up. She goes, Okay, I’m composing myself. What she said was, and Serendipitously, I happen to have just launched a course that is going to perfectly explain all of this stuff to you and how you can utilize it. This is the definition. This is a case study on fucking grifting. She has created the problem, which is you’re going to hear the witch’s call and soldier the solution, which is, but come take my fucking course so you can learn all about the witch’s call. It’s grifting. It is scam artist stuff to take advantage of people who every fucking year, Marie, and I say this, around spooky season, people find witchcraft. There is nothing wrong with that. It happens a lot. You’ve got the autumnal air, you have the spookiness going on. Things like fucking Spirit of Halloween at home. Goods is selling all this witchy kind of stuff. The call in that respect is you feel called to look a little deeper into witchcraft. There’s nothing wrong with that. But the idea of it being a literal call, a literal ringing in your ears, fucking hocus bullshit, that’s drifting, they’re taking advantage of you, and don’t let them do that. And that is, of course, not to say that the victims are at fault for falling for that sort of thing, but we as a community need to not tolerate that. And simultaneously, the idea, like I said, of a witch being more pure because she heard some fictional fucking call is literally how white supremacy exists within our community because the allegory of fucking Death Eaters in JK. Rowling’s, harry Potter is literally what it is. I’m the descendant of an actual witch that you didn’t burn. Like, shut the fuck up. No, you’re not. Your name is Jennifer and you’re from Ohio, okay? And there’s nothing wrong with that, but you are not better than anybody else. And the perpetuation of witches being more superior than other witches is absolutely dangerous and harmful. And it makes me livid. It makes me so angry. And again, it’s not to confuse people with hereditary witchcraft where somebody was born into a family of practicing pagans or witches. That’s a real thing. But what that is is just no different than somebody being born into Catholicism. They got a head start on the education, but that doesn’t mean people can’t convert to Catholicism later in life. That’s all it is. You know what I mean? People think that being a hereditary which is some, like, hierarchical no, you just got a head start. That’s all it is. It’s still real, it’s still valid. Okay? Yeah. I am a reincarnation of the witch. I didn’t burn. Have you learned literally anything about the witch trials? Because if you had, you would know that actually no witches were burned in the United States, not one. And in Europe, very few were burned. It was mostly actually hanging. And that is pop culture lore. What do I know? I’m just a dummy. I’m just a bimbo, like we talked about earlier on. You and those big boobs. My big boobs? Guys, I don’t know anything. That’s my story. My cauldron. It’s literally somebody taking advantage, especially on TikTok, where it’s predominantly young people. The creator is like an older person. They are at least in their 40s. I’m not saying that they’re old. I’m saying they are older than the majority of the TikTok demographic. Meaning they should know better. Not only should they know better, but they know exactly what they’re fucking doing. They know exactly what they’re fucking doing. And that is disgusting to me. Makes me so mad. And it’s just going to get worse. It’s going to be so much fun
Participant #1:
if you just joined us this week. Every week we talk about creators that we are loving right now. There are no nets for me to choke on while I do this. Oh, I forgot about that. I didn’t don’t fucking message us asking to be on here. Even if you offer to pay us. It’s annoying and rude. And these are creators that we find on our own. So that being said, Maria, who are you loving this week? So I actually, for the first time ever, have found someone on TikTok. So they are salt wave Spanish moss, and they actually tell a ghost story. Well, the history and ghost stories behind specific places. And so I really love that sort of thing. And I listen to a lot of podcasts that are like that. And yeah, I really love the content and the history. The haunted history behind places. I love that. Like ten l ten. Yeah. I have no fucking idea how to pronounce, so I’m going to just spell it and we can go from there. I don’t know what language this is, so I am in ignorance to that. So I will dispel it. It is K-S-I-E-Z-Y-C-O-L-I-C-A. They take photography. I just don’t see photography. Photos. They take photos. They are photographer and they are, like, so moody and very like. Which of the woods adjacent? They actually have a post that they did that is like Black Philip. So it’s like a goat with the big horns and they’re dancing with the goat. I love it. It’s so pretty beautiful. I mean, their photos are just very much so, like, moody and gorgeous and like I said, capturing that sort of like witch of the woods vibe. It’s so beautiful and ethereal. And I would like to have 100% of them framed at all times. So
Participant #1:
that would be great. Thanks. Take photos of me. Yeah, definitely. I don’t want to be taking photos. For once, please take pictures with me for a change. Yes, please.
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Thank you all so much for being here with us this week. We hope that you will join us again on Friday, September 17, for our 16th episode of part two. You can keep an eye out on our Instagram and our Twitter. And we just made a Facebook page as well. So professional. Very professional. You can follow us at Coffee and on Twitter, Coffee and Colds Pod on Instagram, or just searching Coffee and Coldrons on Facebook. Or even better, you can join us on our Discord tier, which is First Covenant on Patreon, so we can answer your questions. And our part two for next time you’ll even get to hear our lovely voices for an additional 30 ish minutes for being in the Patreon casting tier end up. So, again, this is Coffee and Cauldrons with Robin from Attitude, which I’m Instagram. And I’m Maria from Mariather Cain on Instagram. All right, you ready? Yeah. Let’s do this.