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Welcome to episode ten of season two. If you just joined, this is Maria at Maria’s Arcana on Instagram and I’m joined by Robin at The Tired Witch on Instagram. Hello. Good morning. Good morning. Why is this so funny to me? I don’t know.
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So before we get into lunar phases, I have two announcements. The first one is maria and I both want to extend a huge thank you. Kiss you right on the lips, assuming you’re conscious, of course. Air kisses otherwise to everybody who has left a review for our podcast on Apple podcasts, we broke 100. We’re at 102 as of this recording and we’re both so grateful. Thank you. Yes, we are. Thank you guys. Yeah, I know that it can be really inconvenient to do that. So we just really want to say thank you because it helps the podcast in a free and easy way, accessible up at the top of the list for the witchy so more people see us. The top where we belong, pretty much. Our dicks are huge is what I’m trying to say. But thank you. Seriously, they are. Maria, I have a baby. The other thing I wanted to announce before we get into the interfaces is that if you didn’t hear in the last episode or somehow you miss it, part two this week we are doing special thing per Discord request and Twitter request, which is that we are having my husband on for part two, we’re doing an Ask a Normie series. So we have a shit ton of questions that we’re going to ask him. He’s not a practitioner at all and we’re going to see what his answers are. But then we’re going to try to seriously answer as many as possible the following week. So this is a fun one. And then we’re going to see what he says. I think it’s going to be funny. He’s funny. I completely agree. That’s for everybody who’s in the casting, tear and up. No, actually I think I’m opening this to every tier actually. So every single tier can hear this special part too. You just have to be a member of the patreon. So if you join, you’ll get to hear my idiot husband answering fun questions and I think it’s going to be great. It’s going to be amazing. It’s going to be really good. I think he really does try. He tries to listen. So I think there’s going to be a degree here of him being mostly right, but then I think that part where he’s not right is going to be so wrong. I haven’t given him any of the pre questions either and there is twelve of them I think. So I’m really excited to see what he says. So moving on from that now for this week, we have got an upcoming lunar eclipse and that’s what I’m going to talk about. We have the lunar eclipse and SAGITTARIUS on May 26 and with this lunar eclipse. If you are in the southern hemisphere or like I believe western Asia, you should be able to get a total eclipse where the northern hemisphere and anybody who’s listening from the Americas or like Europe will get a partial eclipse. And with this we have special energies. So on May 26, with the lunar eclipse and SAGITTARIUS, we are looking at energies of impatience, impulsiveness, needing attention, excessively, like being somebody who to be of an attention to my room. Listen, that’s my life, okay? I’ve said it a million times, self drag. There’s a reason that I am almost 32 and have blue hair. I like attention. But we’re seeing violence, aggressive, fear of the unknown, fear of communication. And I know that all those things sound really negative. So this is when we get to redirect the narrative. So we’re in situations where we’re having a lack of focus. If we’re having neediness for attention or impatience, impulsivity, all these things, we can use magic essentially to work on spellcraft that is tackling these sort of negative aspects for ourselves. Try to take a lemon and make lemonade. It isn’t to say, of course, that I know we’ve talked about this for another podcast. I do want to stress that I’m not trying to say that people around you are going to be violent or aggressive or have these sort of things. I know that places like Tik tok have a lot of creators that fear monger. I know I’m doing Twitch now with Temperance and the last one per when we’re recording this, I don’t know if Temp and I will have done a video by now, but I called the creator out by name and I was like, this person is fear mongering. Stop listening to them. So unless you were there, you don’t get to know what that was. But it is true there is a lot of fear mongering on things like social media that yes, these energies come up, but that doesn’t mean that it’s going to bring up your trauma. That is spiritual gaslighting and bypassing. And so that’s what we’re not going to do today. Instead, we can use these sort of energies to tackle the insecurities and bad things that are happening potentially in our lives. Flip the script, right? Yeah. So SAGITTARIUS is my moon. And so whenever when the actual moon rolls around, I get very restless and I feel like I start being super nostalgic for the past. Like places I have visited because SAGITTARIUS is such a big travel sign and wanting to go to different places and I don’t know, it’s like I want to do all the traveling, which is not necessarily great to me, like I’m going to plan a trip during the full moon. What could go wrong? Nothing. Probably what’s going to happen. You know what I just realized, too, is not only is there a lunar clips on the 26th, this is you guys spoiler for next episode on the 10th, there’s a solar eclipse of June. Yes, a lot of eclipses, guys. Eclipse season. Is that a thing? I don’t know. Worst witches ever. Anyway, so thanks for listening to our podcast, everyone. We know you’ll never be back,
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so if you just started listening to us. Every podcast, we talk about a random Tarot card. We go over the universal meaning and then our own interpretations of the cards. Hearing others opinions helps beginners form their own opinions, or even those who have been practicing for a while, expand their views on other meanings. So this week we’re going to talk about the page of swords. On this card, you’ll see big fluffy clouds behind our page, birds in the sky, trees and mountains in the background. There is a lot of movement in this card. You can tell it is windy because the page’s hair is flowing in the wind and the grass beneath their feet looks wind swept. But they’re staying still through all of this. The universal keywords of this card are curiosity, new ideas, communication and education. So for myself, I see the pages in Tarot as apprentices in the deck. They are eager to learn and explore in their suits. Pages have very big ace like energy, and one of the key difference between aces and pages is that we are beginning to put a little bit more energy behind those intentions. This particular page deals like with new ideas, taking charge, communication, and even sometimes mental health. When it pops up in readings for myself, it almost always shows a need to be patient with oneself as you learn to get your ideas off the ground or even when you are trying to take charge of your mental health. Additionally, while we are being patient with ourselves, we also need to do our best to go with the flow. It asks us to keep implementing ideas and to learn from the experiences from doing so. Your ideas and thoughts are worth exploring, but it will take some time to find your groove. When it comes to communication, it shows that our page has come up against some resistance. Just because your voice goes against the tide doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be expressed or heard. And this also applies to opening yourself up to learning from others. There is value in sharing your thoughts because sharing our individual knowledge helps us grow. So how do you view this card? Robin dear, so this card for me, first of all, once again, I agree with you on almost everything you said. I think we’re three for three right now. The world’s ending. I know the matrix, it’s the eclipse season, but when I see this card, it is a reminder. It actually reminds me a lot of the eight of Pentacles, and it’s very much so to me, like a start of a journey kind of a thing. It’s an apprenticeship card. It is the beginning of learning. You need to have that patience like you talked about. But it also tells us that if you take the page of swords, swords as a literal image where you see this young person holding a sword, let’s take it literally, they’re learning to fight with swords, right? They’re learning in their training. They’re going to drop their swords sometimes because that’s part of the learning process. Don’t get overly frustrated with yourself because you haven’t mastered this skill right away. Just pick your sword back up. What did we learn from this? What can we take from this moving forward and apply it to continue to grow and continue to learn. Similarly, because it is a younger person with the sword, I do see this card come up sometimes in situations with gossip and I take it as like a I’m trying to think of the right word here. The person holding the sword to stab you in the back. That’s the kind of energy that we’re seeing. There petty gossip, being chatty, backstabby, being a spy and intel. But generally speaking, I very much see it as that having patience with yourself, being kind to yourself as you continue to learn and continue to press forward on your ideas and general I don’t know another word I’m looking for general creativity and forward motion. It’s just you’re going to drop the sword sometimes. Pick it up, learn from it, keep going, don’t lay down and die. I love that. I’m like really good for it. Sidebar eclipse season is a thing. It repeats and cycles of 173 days. There you go. See, we knew that, actually, Maria and I actually knew that. We both actually knew that perfectly. So if any doubt you had, you’re actually the bad person for doubting us. I just gasped. All of our listeners. I’m so sorry.
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So this week, Maria and I decided that we are going to talk about our favorite witchy books. I’m pretty sure. Didn’t you say that this is a request on your Instagram? Yes, it was. I thought it would be fun. Yeah, I think it’s totally fine. So that is what we are going to talk about. So right off the bat, what are your favorite books? So I want to start that. I am a reference book co I love coming up with my own spells and most of my craft revolves around Hurst and Home, so correspondences are very important part of my craft, a ritual, which I am not. Anyways, so my first book I want to talk about is the Lou Ellen’s Complete Book of Correspondences by Sandra Keys. I think it’s so hard for this book, you guys. I am oh my God. Honestly, I feel like this book should be a staple in almost every witch’s library. It’s just an amazing resource. There are sections for different correspondences such as working with, let’s say with like power. There’s a section that oh, there’s a section for that. And if you want to use cinnamon, but not sure what spell it would fit. There’s a section for that. There’s also a crystal section, wood section, and so many others. Now, a lot of witches are thrown off by the minuscule negative reviews of the book. When I say minuscule, I mean it. This book has a very high rating, but some witches are thrown off by them. Regardless, these reviews say that the correspondences miss the mark. But my lovely creatures, you will never, ever agree 100% with a book, especially with a specific book, like 400 times
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my personal beliefs. And so therefore it’s wrong. It’s like no, exactly. Yeah. This book is humongous. It’s filled with many like, this book is basically a contemplation of many witches opinions gathered from many different books. And I actually find that the correspondence most of the time are on the mark in the book. But I think a lot of people, like, freak out because this book disagrees with Cunningham a lot and Cunningham is such a not a god, just for the record. Yeah, but personally, I disagree with a lot of his opinions on correspondences. But again, I am my own witch and that’s what’s important. And also, do remember and take this for what you will, but just in life in general, there’s a certain type of person who will go and write a two or three star review. Usually if you got a five star review, it’s because you love the book. Or even a four star you love the book. Right. You got a one star review. It’s because the book was shit. It was absolutely shit from start to finish. Right. Although some people will leave one star reviews over the dumbest things possible, like artwork. The dumbest let’s not even get into that. Yes. Not that I’m making this about me, but anyway oh, I am.
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Their opinions are valid, though. But the type of person to leave a two star, three star review and give these mixed reviews so the book was neither bad nor good in their opinion, but they just have to say something, do you know what I mean? And they usually only point out the negative. They don’t even go into, like, what they enjoyed about it. Yeah, I agree, it’s frustrating. So the next book is oh, do you want to take turns? No, go ahead. I know that I decided there and I feel bad. That’s an important conversation to have, especially when you’re researching what books you want to read. The Encyclopedia of 5000 Spells by Judicia Illis is amazing. I love Judicia Illis, which books so much. I think she is absolutely brilliant. This book has been a staple in my library since I was a teen. Any spell you could ever think of or want is most likely in this book. They range from super simple to complicated to esoteric. I never follow a spell in this 100%, though, because I love to put my own flourishes on them, but I love getting inspiration from it. There are a few close practice spells in there, so keep that in mind. So be mindful. Judica is usually pretty good, saying they are from certain practices, like Hudoo, voodoo, that sort of thing. I agree. And then my next book is Herth Witch’s Kitchen Herbal. So I just got this, and let me say, I love it. It has so many useful tips. If you want to dive into Kitchen Witchery, there are directions on how to make tinctures, sals infused oils, herbal vinegars, and even herbal honey. The mainish part of the book talks about herbs you’d find in any kitchen pantry and their properties, along with some recipes. It’s just a great book if you like reference books like I do. And my final book is Mysteries of the Dark Moon by Demetria George. This book will come in handy so good. Oh, my God. This book will come in handy if you want to feel inspired to do shadow work. Demetria is like one of those writers that can truly transport you to a magical place through writing. Even though it’s informative text, it has really helped me own my own shadow self. And you really just keep up the work. And I do want to warn, though, this book does tend to come off very femmetric, but I’ve talked to many witches with many different non binary and masculine presenting and all that, but they still find it very helpful. I thought you were just about to say but don’t worry, I have many femme friends and they say that it’s fine. Well, they do. I’m just kidding. It just does talk about, like, periods and how aging for women and female centric beings is harder because we’re supposed to be presented in a certain way. So aging is, like, scary because we’re losing our quote unquote beauty and whatnot. But yeah. Anyways, how about you? What are your books? So I said this in our little notes because Marie and I are very organized. Everyone, we have a note section before we start anything, I know you’re really impressed. Most of my favorite books are actually older, and they need to be taken not out of context, but they need to be taken within the context of the period at which they’re written in. First of all, I absolutely recommend which by Lisa Lister. Such a good book because I hate men and anybody who is not CIS. I’m just kidding. Everyone, please do not put your pussy to the earth as that book actually says. That was a joke. That was a joke.
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Maria actually just got done putting her pussy to the earth, so that’s why she was making noise.
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First of all, I want to say that every book that Maria recommended, I also really enjoy, especially for reference books. I mirror all of that, especially judicial. I think that she’s brilliant. But okay. My favorite books, I really like drawing down the moon. I think that that is a great book that everyone should read early on in their practice. Again, like I said in the beginning, please do take into context in which the book was written because there are some problematic language uses in the book. Remember that in the 1980s when the book was written, it was the 80s, right? I think it was like 83. Yeah, possibly so. I think so. People weren’t as aware, let’s say, of the types of language that was used, et cetera. So there’s also a little bit of the touching on the masculine and feminine energies in that book. And do remember that they are referring to energies and duality and not actual genders, which is a problem that I have seen people get upset about. And they’re allowed to be upset about that, but they’re also putting the duality energies into actual genders and not the metaphor it’s supposed to be. And I agree, the metaphor could be better. It could be better. But in the 80s, this is where we were. Other books I really like. One of my favorite books that I read in the last couple of years was Apocalyptic Witchcraft. The author is Peter Gray, I believe. Yes, which I think this book is really interesting. It is kind of like a modern take on witchcraft and being I’m trying to find the right word here, an advocate being somebody who is aware. I would say it’s almost an advanced book in a sense. Does that make sense? I haven’t read it myself, so I’m just listening. It talks about, like, Sabbath and wild hunt as though they are living experiences. It talks about ritual practice, dream interpretation and critical thinking, et cetera, and kind of just taking witchcraft and reapplying it in a modern take. At least that’s how I read the book. I really enjoyed it. I thought it was a great read. I think everyone should read Apocalyptic Witchcraft. Another book that I really like is I’m actually going to hype up my own friends here. So everybody who listens to this is going to be like, oh, shut up. But Kemper and his book Year of the Witch was fucking incredible. It was so good. Did you read it? No, not really good. She basically talks about things like budget friendly witchcraft, talking about working with the land that you’re on. She’s an animist herself. And so she kind of applies her animistic viewpoints to like the wheel of the year and just kind of making your own correspondence and craft. And I thought it was really good, partly because that’s how I view things. Perhaps one could say that I was a little biased. It sounds really good. I really need to get through my Witches to Be red pile. When he started, Wiser just sent me, like, ebooks. And I’m like, thank you. Thanks. Thank you so much. I don’t know when I’m going to get through this. So another book I can think of that’s really good is The Spiral Dance. Oh, yes, love that. So good. By Star Hawks. Good. That is another book that you need to go into it remembering it was written in the 1980s. There is some problematic language used. However, the general message that is being presented throughout the book is incredible.
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I like, though, she was kind of, like, advanced for her time because there was this one section I might be like, miss. Oh, no, maybe my memory is gone because I haven’t read this book in a while. But this one part she was talking about basically like non binary people, I think, and even like how because she discussed the feminine and masculine aspects and how gosh, what am I trying to explain?
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It’s just about touching base with those, but you don’t have to present that way. Does that make sense? Yeah, no, it does make sense. Yeah. Okay. I remember reading them like oh, okay, go ahead. Sorry. No, you’re good. My last favorite book that I’m going to bring up is not technically a witchcraft book, but it is a book that I read when I was a teenager and then re read again as an adult. But this is very woman centric, so I am apologizing in advance. I’m not meaning to exclude men or themes with this book, but women who run with the wolves. It’s a book on the myths and stories of the wild woman archetype. And although it is not specifically a witchcraft book, it is a book that resented me at least many times at this point with just kind of who I am and that I am valid, I guess you could say. And that this kind of feral woman, this idea of this woman who doesn’t fit society’s standards or whatever, is an endangered species. And that even though that might be the case, that is still something that has cropped up throughout many different cultures and parts of history, et cetera. And I just think it’s a really cool recount, especially the myths and stuff like that. And yeah, I really like it. I like that book. It for me was very, I don’t know, centering in who I am, why I’m the way I am. Inspirational. It’s very inspirational. It’s not going to be a book that everybody is going to dick. So I think that is an important acknowledgement on my part to make. It’s not going to settle with everyone, and it doesn’t mean it’s because it’s controversial. It’s because it is very woman side centric and male and non binary practitioners are just as valid. And I literally hate that it’s even a discussion, like, on the Internet about what is and what isn’t valid. I think that’s fucking dumb. So I don’t want to, like, even accidentally contribute to that. But I think it’s a good book and I think that everybody can benefit from learning about, like, the history of wild women. The author is like a PhD grad in this niche. It’s very good. Trying to think. If I can think of any other books that I think are really good that we haven’t touched base on. But I just so many. There are so many. Another one, Holistic Tarot. That’s a great book. And 78 Degrees of Wisdom. Those are both Tarot books. But great reference book, great points. Me too. I haven’t read it yet, but I’ve skimmed it. So that’s basically like reading it, right? Who I have a lot of respect for. She is the Tarot lady. She wrote a book that came out last year. I have it. I haven’t had a chance to read it, but this is why I’ve scammed it. But she did a terrible book called No Questions Asked and it looks incredible. And everything I’ve heard about is really good. So that’s another one. But I could go on with Tarot books all day. That should be a whole separate episode. And another favorite book of mine is Robin’s book. Oh, stop. You did. The artwork sucks, though. And I’m not bitter about it. I’m not bitter about that. Good read reveal. I’m fine. I’m bitter for you. You know what? If you don’t like my book, I think that’s totally valid and fair. Like, it’s not going to stay with everybody. My book is essentially that’s the thing people don’t understand. You’re not going to agree with every witch and how they practice. My best book sucks because I disagree. Right? My book is the esoteric symbolism, and then the rest of it is UPG. And the thing is that when you’re dealing with unverified personal noses, not everybody’s going to agree with it. And like, I’m okay with that, but to insult my artwork, that was unnecessary. Please leave it alone. Be kind, please. So rude. It honestly read like a they just don’t like me, which maybe they don’t. That’s fair. They’re allowed to not like me. That’s okay. That is not okay. True. I’m fucking fantastic. Everyone should like me.
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Everyone’s putting it
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well, I think that’s all of them. Can you think of what you want to talk about? No, not right now. I’m sure I’ll be brought up again in the future. Lisa Lister’s book. Maria loves it, guys. She cannot get enough. Oh, my God. We shoot a whole episode on, like, the worst things we’ve read in witchcraft books. That would be so much fun. We showed you that. Actually, can I quote Harmony? Nice book where she said Gerald Gardner is essentially the daddy of wicca.
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Yeah, we should do that. All right.
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So, Robin, what is during your culture this week? First of all, I’d like to point out that I think you would make a great phone sex operator. It could be like that midnight. Like, are there hot young singles in your area? That could be you. And I don’t even know why you’re wasting your energy on other things. I know, right? Are you ready to jerk off rolling in the door? Are you ready to jerk off with strangers on the phone? Are you ready? Anyway, my children, is that not children this week, other than Dream Daddy? For those of you who have been watching my twitch stream because I’m going to fuck that dad. The other thing that’s my culture this week is research. I’ve been back at it again. I know that I’ve said this a bunch of times, but with my pregnancy, I was just dead for several months. And I am feeling alive, I am feeling good, and I’ve been researching and rereading again. I’m almost done with American Brejaria. Oh, that was another book I forgot to say that I like was Majia Mazia. Well, too late anyway. But I’m like doing that again. And I am tackling research for a new project that shouldn’t be
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described. But I’m very excited. I’m also really excited because we are starting book club in Patreon. I’m really jazzed about that. I don’t know if you got the book, if you’re going to do it with us, but I am going to do it. I’m still excited for those of you who are in the Patreon or are in the Patreon, and you want to know what that’s about, we’re reading Six Ways by Aiden Watcher. And I’m really excited because I’ve heard incredible things about this book and I follow Aiden on Twitter and I just have a lot of respect for him. So I am excited to read this book and hopefully it’s as good as I think it’s going to be. I guess we’ll find out. Yes, but I’m really excited. I’m excited to be reading again and having the mental capacity to do it. And I know that’s so corny, but I literally couldn’t read. I literally doing the same. Like, I’m reading a lot and researching a lot. Like, any spare time I have, I’m reading. There was like four or five months there where I was struggling so hard to focus, to read that I had to switch to audiobooks. And for me, I don’t enjoy I mean, audiobooks are a purpose, of course, but I don’t enjoy it because I am fully a dog ear, highlight annotate person. Excuse me. So not being able to do that in my books while I was reading them, listening to them, whatever, it just made it a less fulfilling experience for me. So having the mental capacity to be able to dive into books again has been really exciting for me. And I am really jazzed about it. Just in time for me to pop out a kid and be so exhausted I won’t be able to read Universe.
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I’m so excited and I’m so blessed. Wiser just sent me seven, eight books in the mail. Eight books. So I have a whole pile of shit to read. So you’re saying that your bus is basically a tarot decks and books now. Got it. And baby. Shit. My husband has no space in this bus anymore. He has been designated to a corner. Poor man. We love him so much for his patience and his willingness to give up just any sense of personal self for the people.
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So the difference is that my stuff is like, it takes up a lot of space, but it all is like my hobbies are individually far less expensive and his hobbies take up a little bit of space but are individually far more expensive. So it balances out. There’s balance here. It just looks like there isn’t
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one part two and be like, actually I’m taking advantage of please, somebody help.
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So Maria, what’s not stirring her cold during this week? See, you do have such a sexy, sexy voice when you do that. You could be a phone sex operator too.
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We’re going to talk about hot and sexy moms in my area who are down the fuck. I’m going to tell you that there’s a two for one in Applebee’s right now. Both are same energy. Okay.
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I just started reading up on deedees and spirits again. I’ve been working with Hekate for the longest time, and I feel that I felt like it was time to expand my horizons a bit. Let me tell you, people trying to justify bad behavior or using gods to spread their personal agendas is what is definitely not stirring my culture this week. Now, I’m not like talking just about in present tense, but throughout history you have to kind of read between the lines to find the true nature of certain deities or spirits. And it’s just such a pain in the butt because you have to keep reading. You have to read different material and it’s something. So there’s this interesting book called The Alphabet Versus the Goddess, and it shows how writing actually warped perceptions of deities or was used as a means to erase certain deities. Basically showing one of the ways how women and the femcentric beings started to be treated poorly due to toxic masculinity, agendas and spirituality. It all started because of writing and people using the written word to put down other people. It isn’t talked about in this particular book. Even like I feel masculine presenting gods. We’re also warped and twisted for personal gain in the past as well. But anyways, it just makes things so much difficult to find the true essence and energy of certain deities and spirits. And as I mentioned, you just have to keep reading as much as possible and dig through all the personal agendas to find a deity’s course. So you can finally start to feel like you can work with them because you understand them. But yeah, that’s what’s not stirring my cauldron. That makes sense to me. Did you hear that? Yes. Hello. Baby Beam says hi to everybody as well, but not too often. That is very annoying. And I think that you are fully valid in that because I have been noticing it cropping up as well. And it is becoming this, I don’t know, like a blanket excuse for things. Like, I can be a shitty person because and that’s never okay. It’s absolutely never okay. Yeah. And then they draw up on particular stories they’ve heard and it’s like, but who broke that story? I don’t think the deity sat down and penned it themselves. Well, you can’t prove that, actually.
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I don’t know. Especially and sometimes with the Greeks, and even, like, in most recent writings, they make DD so perverse and sexually deviant, like when they weren’t originally that way. And it’s just like, okay, it’s fine to, like, own your sexuality, but they do it to the point where it’s gross because it brings up, unfortunately, things like pephelia and all that, and it’s just disgusting. Yeah. And we could get into this whole bunch of different things, and I’m not going to do that. I’m not going to do it, Robin, because this is not my soapbox. Like, the whole god, the godspout, same thing.
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Anyway. I’m not going to do it. I’m not going to do it. We’re walking away. Yes. I completely agree with you. So I think that’s a fair thing to be annoyed about this week. Yes. Thanks.
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Just like, every single week or episode, I guess we do this intro. You know it’s coming. I know it’s coming, but we’re going to say it anyway because it hasn’t stopped. It’s been over a year and it hasn’t stopped. And that’s embarrassing. Not for you. It’s embarrassing. Not for me, not for Maria, but for the people who just keep doing it anyway. I’m going to make a PSA, like on Instagram anyway. It doesn’t matter. Every week we talk about creators that we are loving right now. Shit that we saw on the internet that we think is fucking cool. We think that maybe you’re going to think it’s cool. This is stuff that we have found organically. We went Chef’s Kiss. Twelve out of ten. Love it. And if you sent it to us, like, hey, Robin at Coffeeandcoldren. This is an actual email I got. Hey, Robin at coffee and Coldrons. I think you’d really like to promote this fucking, what was it? Psychic dating site was the latest one. And I was like, I think I wouldn’t actually thank you. That’s why we have a patreon. People who support the patreon keep us from needing to have any stupid ass freaking hello, Fresh ad or psychic dating hotline ad in the middle of this. If you send this shit on organically, you’re going to make me want to blow my eyeballs out. Just my eyeballs I never want to see again. That’s what I’m looking for. So don’t do that, please. That was a minute. Now, me describing exploding my own eyeballs. You see a mother known maria, who are you loving? This week on Instagram I’m loving the account Kitchen Ghost. So this is not necessarily a witchy account, but their images, like, I don’t know, it just invokes a sense of kitchen butchery. And also the things in their photo are very like mixing something in a bowl, but nothing like there’s no hand. Mixing it into the bowl is wicked cooking. Wicked cuisine. Cuisine. It reminds me of Wiccan cuisine, but with like, special effects. It’s really neat. You have to go through each of their little videos because that’s all they do is videos. They don’t really do images. It’s just a continuous gift.
Participant #1:
Really neat. And they’re beautiful. All the shots are extremely gorgeous. I just highly recommend going and looking through everything, especially if you’re like, I want some kitchen witchery Inspo. Who are you loving? So I’m loving not a creator per se. I talked to Maria about this beforehand. There is an account that is called Max Melancholy and their account is just like a normal account. However, they made a Seraf cake for their birthday. And if you know me at all, you know that there is nothing that I love more than biblical angel shit. I think it’s great. Rings of fire, 1000 eyeballs and wings. I’m here for it. Okay? I think that’s incredible. So the fact that they made a Biblical angel birthday cake for themselves when I tell you I’ve never been more jealous of anything in my entire life. I shared my Instagram. I will share it again. To Kabby and Coldron’s Instagram. The most incredible fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life. It stopped me dead in my tracks. I’m so happy I got to witness it with my eyeballs. And I think you should too. So that is what I’m loving this week is a single cake, maximum. Paul, you did a great job. You made this tie, which
Participant #1:
love it. Yeah.
Participant #1:
Thank you all for joining us here today. As a final reminder, I promise this is going to be well, I can’t promise the episode is over. It’s done. If I’ve been annoying, oh, well, here you are. But don’t forget that this week we’ve got a special part two that is going to be asking normally that I think is going to be fucking hilarious. So if you’re a part of the Patreon, it’s going to be available to all tiers, regardless if it’s one dollars or $100. You should go over there so you can listen to it. And then we’re going to be answering them for real next week. We hope that we will see you guys on Friday, May 28 for our next episode, episode eleven of season two. So keep an eye out on our Instagrams and on our Twitter. You’ve got coffee coldrons on Twitter and coffee and coldronspod on Instagram. For more information or even better, joining us on our discord tier, which is first coven on Patreon. So we can answer your questions next time. Yes. Why do I feel so creepy every time. Yes, you’re leaving lovely voices for an additional 30 minutes per episode for being on the patreon to your casting. And up again, this is Coffee and Culture with Robin from out of Tired Witch on Instagram. And I’m Maria from Maria’s Arcade on Instagram. Are you ready? Are you ready? Yeah.
Participant #1:
We’ll do it well again, welcome 12235. Oh, my gosh.